guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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