Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Green mimosas i think yes
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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