i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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