Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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