shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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