i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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