it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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