so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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