ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
40s are totally the cure
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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