kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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