fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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