the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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