I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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