So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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