But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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