just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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