no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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