Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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