I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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