Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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