he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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