We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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