I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
MIDGETS
????
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
