New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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