He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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