the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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