Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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