I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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