Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we have officially lost it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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