brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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