So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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