I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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