I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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