im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
is it fun? or sober?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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