I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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