Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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