How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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