Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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