Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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