With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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