Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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