I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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