and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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