omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
