super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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