We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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