before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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