Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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