Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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