apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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