thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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