I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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