he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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