New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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